So after ~23 months total and ten months travelling I've finally left Asia.
Perhaps fittingly, it was on my last day in Asia that I saw the weirdest fucking thing I saw anywhere. Sadly I have no photos.
But if you are ever in Singapore go to Haw Par Villa.
Haw Par Villa is the result of some brothers making too much money off tiger balm and building a ridiculous garden filled with statues and dioramas.
The main attraction here are the ten courts of hell, which are representations of the excruciating torture that happen to Buddhists when they have done evil in their lives. Very bloody. See what happens to people who murder someone or whatever. Personally I think that people who lie getting thrown onto the tree of knifes is a little extreme, but I guess I'm not a Buddhist.
Also present are representations of the Monkey King from Journey to the West (Monkey!) lots of weird statues of monkeys (including a monkey tourist taking photos of the other monkeys) and other animals, the virtues and vices ("I will climb this tree and leave my friend to be eaten by a lion. Oh no! Now the lion is eating me!") and things that don't make _any_ sense. Why does that crab have a women's head? A war between rabbits and...ferrets or something, including bloodthirsty rabbits biting and killing animals. A turtle and a frog riding kangaroos...
etc. etc.
Also, most of it is free, and the ten courts only costs a dollar, so it's totally one of the cheapest things you can do in Singapore.
Oh, also there's an awesome tigermobile
Here are some photos taken by someone sorta famous:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/doctorow/sets/925506/Since then I've flown to Australia, which is really kind of strange for me as this is the first time in like eight years that've I've seen more than one relative outside of my direct family at a time (and only like the fourth time that's happened in the last 16 years). I have lots of relatives here who will all be referred to as my cousins because I don't know how they're related to me.
Anyway, I impressed some of my little cousins with my knowledge of the Teen Titans cartoon (while at the same time making some of the slightly older ones thing I'm a huge geek, which I am), but the absolute best thing happened yesterday.
One of my cousins had been dropped off at her nan's house (which is where I'm staying), and was playing outside and I offered to go to the park and play with her.
Now she doesn't even really know my name at this point as she's met me once and I'm just some random stranger, but we reintroduce ourselves and we go to the park and play tennis and frisbee and tag (or tip as it appears to be called here) and have races, when we went in to eat she didn't want to stop playing and during dinner she told me she wanted me to live here forever (awwwww). Then she kissed my goodbye on the cheek when her dad came to pick her up. So cute!
So that's where I am now, just being lazy and not really being a tourist or anything, just being unemployed and fixing kids bicycles.